"I wonder if other dogs think poodles

are members of a weird religious cult."

MERC

SHORTED AND SLIGHTLY TRIMMED

                                        SHAVED DOWN/STRIPPED

"If there are no dogs in Heaven,

then when I die I want to go where they went."

"If you pick up a starving dog and

 make him prosperous, he will not

 bite you; that is the principal difference between

a dog and a man."

SHAVED

misty

"Things that upset a terrier may

pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly

 vanishing look of amazed contempt

, and I am convinced that basically dogs

think humans are nuts."

"If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog"

"My husband and I are either

going to buy a dog or have a child.

We can't decide whether to

 ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."

PUPPIES