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Don't make the mistake of treating
your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
Money will buy a pretty good
dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
When you leave them in the morning,
they stick their nose in
the door crack and stand there like a portrait until
you turn the key eight hours later.
The other day I saw two dogs walk over to
a parking meter. One of them
says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ...
You never realize a dog is a man’s best
friend until you start betting on horses.
PUPPIES
Dogs are lousy poker players.
When they get a good hand they wag their tails.
GROOMING