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Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The outside, of course.

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Who gave the dog a black eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it.

Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !

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What do dogs have that no other animal has ?
Puppy dogs !

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino !

What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1 drooling !

What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed spaniel !

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What is a dogs favourite flower ?
Anything in your garden !