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Beware of Dog!  

Upon entering the little country store, the

 stranger noticed a sign saying

 DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the

glass door. Inside he noticed a

harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor

 beside the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog

folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused.

 "That certainly doesn't

look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world

would you post that sign?"

"Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that

 sign, people kept tripping over him."

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Dog's Duty

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station

 wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck

zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire

 truck was a Dalmation dog. The children

 fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back,

" said one youngster.

"No," said another, he's just for good luck.

A third child brought the argument to a close.

"They use the dog's she said

firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear Dog,
Would you like some Italians with that?

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we

have to shake hands to get in?

Dear Dog,
Yes. (But don't tell the humans - it's the secret way in.)

"On judgement day if God should say, "Did you clean your house today?"
I will say, "I did not, I played with my dogs and I forgot."

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