Which side of a
dog has the most hair?
The outside, of course.
Who gave the
dog a black eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it.
Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why
did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog jump off the Empire State
Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.