How do you stop a dog smelling ?
Put a peg on it's nose !

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?
A guard dog !

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?
A mutt in a rut !

When is a black dog not a black dog ?
                                        When it's a greyhound !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?
                             He gets splinters in his mouth !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk ?
Rid of the dog !