NOT ALL BICHONS HAVE THE TYPE OF COAT THAT THERE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE SO WHEN CLIPPED ESPECIALLY THERE FACES WON'T
LOOK LIKE THERE SUPPOSED TO, EVEN SOME OF THERE BODIES
ARE LONGER OR TALLER
REG CLIP
A guy wanted the vet to cut his
dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well,
my mother in law is visiting
next month and I want to eliminate
any possible indication that she is welcome.
What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?
A pet degree.
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone !"
What is a
little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?
Chump
chops !
Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
In pup tents.
Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes
What happens if it rains cats and dogs?
You step into a poodle!
"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know
evil or jealousy or discontent.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is
to be back in Eden, where doing nothing
was not boring--it was peace."
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling!
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound!
