What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
                                                                                                           A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?

                                           A terrified postman !

 

                                    

 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You will NEVER

 get eight cats to pull a sled

 through snow."

              

                 Never trust a dog to guard your food.