STRIP WITH FULL EARS
Some boys were gathered round a dog in the street. A Pastor stopped
and asked them what they were doing. “This is a stray.
We’re having a competition. The one who tells the biggest lie, gets the dog,” said the boys.
“Boys, it’s wrong to tell lies! When I was your age, I never told lies,” said the Pastor.
“OK, you win. We’ll give the dog to you,” said the boys.
A man saw a little girl throwing dinner rolls at her collie.
" Why are you throwing dinner rolls at your collie ? " he asked.
The little girl replied " I want puppies, but Mommy
says she has to be bred (bread) first ! "
A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost!”
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a
fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you,
but he will make a fool of himself too.
Never trust a dog to guard your food.