COLLIE
"When a man's best
friend is his
dog, that dog has a problem."
"The reason a dog has
so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue."
"Dogs feel very strongly
that they should always go with
you in the car, in case the
need should arise for them to
bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
"Dogs need to sniff the ground;
it's how they keep abreast of current events.
The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing
all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent,
are often continued in the next yard."
LESTER
DIED 2007
COAL
COAL
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down."
"In order to keep a true
perspective of one's importance,
everyone
should have
a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him."
"You enter into a certain
amount of madness when you
marry a person with pets."
NIPPER
SMOOTH COLLIE
PUPPIES
"Of
all the things I miss from
veterinary practice, puppy
breath is one of the
most fond memories!"
