DRESS UP
HAY WERE READY TO GO SHOPPING
ALL DOLLED UP FOR FOR AND NO PLACE TO GO
Where's my date?
EVERYBODY
JUST LOVES ME
The Bride And Groom
BATH ANYONE
A child is visiting her dog-loving friend.
The child is interested in zoology and asks her friend,
"Is there any animal without ears?"
Her dog-loving friend replies, "Sure, a rather young puppy."
AREN'T I THE CUTTEST
And God Created the Dog
On the first day of creation,
God created the dog.
On the second day of creation,
God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day,
God created all the animals of the earth to serve
as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day,
God created honest toil so that man could labour
for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day,
God created the tennis ball so that the dog might
or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day,
God created veterinary science to keep the dog
healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day,
God tried to rest......but He had to walk the dog.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining,
the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
