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What did the dog do when a man-eating tiger followed him?
Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one.




What did the dog do when he broke his toe?
He called a tow truck.



What do dogs have that no other animal has ?
Puppy dogs !
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino !







What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1 drooling !

What is a dogs favourite flower ?
Anything in your garden !





What's a dog favourite hobby ?
Collecting fleas !



Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !