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"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
"You enter into a certain amount of
madness when you marry a person with pets."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
"Women and cats will do as they please
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"In order to keep a true perspective of
one's importance, everyone should have a dog
that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
"There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking your face."
When a man's best friend is his dog that dog has a problem.
