"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."

"In dog years I'm dead"

"No matter how little money and how few

possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go

with you in the car, in case the need should

 arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

"Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend."