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Grooming Demand Rating: LOW Full Grooming Interval: 8 - 12 Weeks Brushing
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LABRADOR RETRIEVER
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STRIPPED/SHAVED DOWN
Dog Creation
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve
the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as potential
food for the dog.
On the fourth day,
God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not
retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and
the man broke.
SCHYLER
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
NATHAN
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the
snow ?
Slush puppies !
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people.
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Why do dogs run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !
MOLLY
How do you find your dog if he's
lost in the woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen
for the bark !
Eleven dogs shared one umbrella, yet none
got wet. How did they manage?
It wasn't raining.
How can you tell a dog from a jar of
peanut
butter?
The shaggy dog doesn't stick to
the roof of your mouth.
How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The elephant remembers.
How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
Delighted.
How did
the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots.
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard.
What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
BELLA
What did the dog do with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times.
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