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MIX BREEDS

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I like driving around with my two

 dogs, especially on

the freeways. I make them wear little hats

so I can use the car-pool lanes

 GIGI

   STRIP /SHAVE DOWN TERRIER FACE

BRITTNEY

JESSEY

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German shepherd

that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!"

And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but

a fur-covered kidney that barks

KANDIE DIED 2007 15YR

STRIP/SHAVE DOWN, NATURAL FACE

I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye

 dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does

impressions of cars screeching to a halt

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you

would stay out and your dog would go in

PUPPY CLIP, NATURAL FACE

 Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

 To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be

 back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace.

"Did you ever walk into a room

and forget why you walked in?

 I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

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