What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A hot dog.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !

STRIP/SHAVE DOWN EVERYTHING

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !