How do you keep a dog from barking

in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.

THIS IS A SHORT FACE, NOT CLOSE AS A CLEAN FACE

  ABBY

STRIP/SHAVE DOWN, CLEAN FACE

What did the dog do with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer.

What did the dog say to the candle?
Are you going out tonight?