Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho Marx !

STRIP/SHAVE DOWN, CLEAN FACE

PUPPY CLIP/ CLEAN FACE

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If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.

How long are a dog's legs?
Long enough to reach the ground.

                               How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
                                                                                     None. They are all on the outside.

BEFORE

              If your dog jumped into

  a swimming pool,  what is the first

 thing he would do?  GET wet.