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My Dogs Live Here
Rules for non-dog-owners who visit and like to complain
about our dogs:
Our dogs live here. You don't.
If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
I like my dog a lot better than I like most people.
To you, she's a dog. To me,
she's an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on
all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for
money, are easier to train,
usually come when called, never ask to borrow your
car, don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear
your clothes,
don't need college tuition, and are completely uninterested
in piercing body parts.
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