SOPHIE

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling !

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

LEXIE

How do you make a dog float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

How is a cowardly dog like a leaky faucet?
They both run.

LEXIE

 How is a dog like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.

MARLIE