DIED 2008

Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding

Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.

DOG FOR SALE.
EASY TO KEEP.
EATS ANYTHING.
FOND OF CHILDREN.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.