Women and cats will
do as they please
and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
"Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful."
"Anybody who doesn't
know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog."
"No animal should ever jump up on
the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can
hold his own in the conversation."
"No one appreciates the very
special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Q: What
kind of dog can jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind! A house can't jump!
PEANUT
8 MONTHS OLD
PUPPIES
